33% Virgin W00T

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Rules: Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. The lower the score, the nastier you are.

Then respond as I'm _% Virgin.

[x]1. Smoked?
[x]2. Drank alcohol?
[x]3. Cried when someone died?
[x]4. Been drunk?
[x]5. Had sex?
[x]6. Been to a concert? (More like played in one aru. >u>)
[x]7. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob? (:eyes:)
[x]8. Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob?
[x]9. Been verbally/sexually harassed?
[x]10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90

[x]11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up?
[ ]12. Laughed so hard you cried?
[X]13. Cheated on a boyfriend/ girlfriend before?
[X]14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/ girlfriend?
[ ]15. Been to prom?
[ ]16. Cried at school? (Don't go to school. :I)
[x]17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store? (Shut up--)
[x]18. Went streaking? (HELL TO THE YES)
[ ]19. Given or received a lap dance? (Oh hey something new to try~)
[x]20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 84

[x]21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over?
[ ]22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house?
[ ]23. Kissed a stranger
[ ]24. Hugged a stranger?
[ ]25. Went scuba diving?
[x]26. Driven a car?
[ ]27. Gotten an x-ray? (I don't think so... >n>)
[ ]28. Hit by a car? (Can't remember .n.)
[x]29. Had a party? (W00T HELL YEAH)
[x]30. Done serious drugs?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80

[ ]31. Played strip poker/darts? (OMG I GOTTA DO THIS--)
[ ]32. Got paid to strip for someone?
[x]33. Ran away from home?
[x]34. Broken a bone?
[x]35. Eaten sushi? (Wha--why does this even count--)
[x]36. Bought porn?
[x]37. Watched porn?
[ ]38. Made a porn? (pfft, you wish :iconheplz:)
[x]39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex? (Yep yep)
[x]40. Been in love? (YEP)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 73

[x]41. French kissed?
[ ]42. Laughed so hard you couldn't breathe?
[x]43. Cried yourself to sleep?
[ ]44. Laughed yourself to sleep?
[x]45. Stabbed yourself?
[x]46. Shot a gun? (YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS PLENTY OF TIMES ARU >D)
[x]47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day? (I'm sure I have aru. .u.)
[x]48. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours?
[x]49. Been online for 9 consecutive hours?
[x]50. Watched an animal die?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 65

[x]51. Watched a person die?
[x]52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present?
[x]53. Pranked somebody?
[x]54. Put somebody in the hospital?
[x]55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out?
[x]56. Kissed somebody of the same sex?
[ ]57. Dressed punk?
[ ]58. Dressed goth?
[ ]59. Dressed preppy?
[ ]60. Been to a motocross race?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 59

[x]61. Avoided somebody?
[ ]62. Been stalked? (I hope not... .n.; )
[ ]63. Stalked someone?
[ ]64. Met a celebrity?
[x]65. Played an instrument?
[ ]66. Ridden a horse?
[x]67. Cut yourself?
[ ]68. Bungee jumped?
[x]69. Ding dong ditched somebody?
[x]70. Been to a wild party? (HEEEEEEEEEEELL YES)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 54

[x]71. Got caught stealing something?
[x]72. Played spin the bottle
[ ]73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend?
[ ]74. Went out with your friend's crush?
[x]75. Got arrested?
[x]76. Been pregnant?
[x]77. Babysat?
[x]78. Been to another country?
[x]79. Started your house on fire? (YES :iconsuperw00tplz::iconfireplz:)
[x]80. Had an encounter with a ghost?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 46

[x]81. Had a sexual thought about someone?
[ ]82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by?
[ ]83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex?
[x]84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months? (Skittles~ <3)
[x]85. Sat on your butt all day? (YES)
[x]86. Gotten told you have a nice butt?
[x]87. Had a job?
[ ]88. Gotten cut from a sports team?
[x]89. Been called a whore?
[x]90. Danced like a whore? (Probably--)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 39

[ ]91. Been mistaken for a celebrity
[ ]92. Been in a car accident?
[ ]93. Been told you have beautiful eyes?
[ ]94. Been told you have beautiful hair?
[x]95. Raped somebody? (HEHEHEHEHEH~)
[x]96. Danced in the rain?
[x]97. Been rejected?
[x]98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying?
[x]99. Punched someone? (HELL TO THE YES)
[x]100.Been raped?

TOTAL: 33

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STILL A FEW THINGS I GOTTA DO~ >3

(*Does one for Mute on main account--*)


I ♥ you Skittles aru~
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What do ANY of these have to do with you being a virgin, aru?